Ladies. You find THIS attractive?

February 20, 2010 in Rob Pattinson, Twilight

I saw these pictures seconds ago and my snark meter flew. I knew I couldn’t keep my typing fingers to myself.

Really ladies, tell me you don’t find that attractive. I can’t even begin to explain all the things wrong with that picture & his face. Ugh. Nope, there would be no way in hell I’d kiss those lips. What’s with the lazy eye thang?

The pose. The shoes. Oh good gawd, wtf is this. I love the suit, but really I’m disturbed. That pose is so overtly female, it hurts.