Ask A Zombie.
February 22, 2010 in Author Interviews
As you know, I have developed a slightly strange “friendship” with the notorius zombie glam girl Amanda Feral and her minon/ghost writer Mark Henry.
Amanda has a agreed to a monthly guest column where YOU can ask her for advice. I am slightly afraid for those of you stupid enough crazy enough to ask her a question. Be prepared, she’s a bit..umm…snarky. For example:
“Why’s my man cheatin’, Amanda?”
”Cuz you’re a fat ass bitch. Next!”
So here’s your chance to start asking Amanda questions! She’ll answer anything to, but don’t blame me if she makes you cry.
oh jesus I am asscarded…
me too *cowers in closet*
Okay, I’ll step up.
Best way to spice up the sex life?
Do you think the Diva Cup (http://www.divacup.com/) would work better than depends for those unsightly leakages a zombie goes through after coffee intake – just place the Diva Cup in the appropriate location? (I so love the name diva cup!)
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Can a human give an animal (say, a donkey?) genital warts?
Sorry no question but I am laughing my *** off seriously no really can’t stop what with the DIVA CUP & the Gen Warts hilarious ….
Have a good one ann
I’m curious about that warts thing too?
Also have you ever lost a limb during sex?
I find the entire thing disturbing….really genital warts? come on Leah…everyone knows that if the donkey gets rimmed then there is no chance of any sexually transmitted disease…thats sex ed 101…common sense. I am more concerned that my chihuahua lingers when she gives me kisses. ( I am just sayin.)
I have plain brown hair which is about as exciting as a piece of dry wheat toast. I am thinking about dying it blonde. Do you have any hair dying tips?
Do you think Bella Swan should have picked Jacob instead of Edward? haha…
And thanks for painting such a clear picture of those warts in my head *gags* I aam not sure if I want to know =P
and… (thank to WLP) What position of the Kamasutra is your fave? And which one have you not tried yet?