You all know how much I love to rip on Twilight, I am not a fan. But Twilight Condoms? Marketing Fail. Twilight is marketed to kids right? Condoms, not so much. Right parents who freak because there’s a condom vending machine in a school? God forbid your kids protect themselves. But I digress, I could go on for days about that but alas…I must rip again on Twilight and Marketing.
My friend Ale sent me some links on Twitter today, which caused my fingers to hyperspeed across the keyboard.
This one is what made me have to post:
Yes, it’s kinda funny cause it’s obviously a joke but really…kids search for Twilight & may come across this?! Ugh. No wonder I don’t have the urge to be a parent.
Ale then lead me on an epic journey through condoms, since hell it’s my most searched term isn’t it. Thanks Ale. I’m now cackling, because I want to get my hands on some of these.
Yes, seriously. These do exist. While I haven’t seen them with my own eyes, I can’t believe I didn’t think up the idea myself.
This by far is my favorite. Dog Condoms. Please note that they are MEAT SCENTED. Thats right, meat. I am going to let you all do the crappy jokes for that one.
This makes sense, because so many woman I know actually LIKE whiskey?!
It’s a merchandising cash cow my friends, so why not make Twilight Condoms?