Vampire Lumberjacks?! Kindle Giveaway?! Oh My!

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I am officially part of Team Vampire Lumberjack sorry Team Werewolf Bootlegger, but this girl loves her red plaid flannels! I AM Canadian after all & Team Vampire Lumberjack sports a Arcadian Vampire. Yep, the choice was easy for this blogger….even if all I get is plaid & the bootleggers get smuggled alcohol. *sniffle* But at least Team Vampire Lumberjack is legal & won’t be getting thrown into the slammer for alcohol poisoning a whole town.

Plus, when I was a kid this video was all over our TV channels…The Log Riders Waltz & every time I type Lumberjack I hear it in my head.

I would pay good money to see a Werewolf try & beat a Vampire on gracefulness whilst dancing on a log with a moose. Uh huh.

Who do you think is more graceful? A Vampire Lumberjack or a alcohol smuggling Werewolf Bootlegger (who’s probably drunk)?

  • Heather T May 31, 2010 at 10:19 am

    Definitely a vampire lumberjack. Imagine the rippling muscles while said vamp is chopping down a tree with preternatural speed. A graceful drunk criminal werewolf? Not so much.

  • Amy S May 31, 2010 at 10:42 am

    OMG Natasha, I remember that video!!! It used to drive me crazy! HAHA! And I’m sorry to say, but I am on Team Werewolf Bootlegger!

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:06 am

      Boo Hiss! That video was all over when we were kids! lol

  • Kristen May 31, 2010 at 10:51 am

    ahahahaha. Oh man. You crack me up. I definitely think a vampire lumberjack would be more graceful.. but I guess we won’t know until we actually meet both of them. Lol. If only.. right?

  • elaing8 May 31, 2010 at 11:03 am

    oh wow,I remember that video. I even remember trying to do the log walking at the cottage as a kid with my
    I will vote for team Vampire lumberjack.

    Now I have that song in my head..thanks πŸ˜‰

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:06 am

      LMFAO I think we all tried to do the log walking after that vid

  • Ashley H. May 31, 2010 at 11:15 am

    I haven’t read the series but I’m going to go with team werewolves. I love the 1920’s time period and add hot werewolves to the mix and I’m hooked πŸ™‚

  • debp May 31, 2010 at 11:22 am

    I would go with the team werewolf. Even drunk I think they would still be gracefull. I could always get them to take me out for mooseburgers,too.

  • Heather (DarklyReading) May 31, 2010 at 11:26 am

    I’m going with the vampire lumberjack for sure – he can chop down big trees with the greatest of ease and probably has ripply muscles..though a werewolf bootlegger would have an endless supply of booze right – though probably not the good stuff. When I think of a vampire lumberjack though I keep getting the Monty Python Lumberjack song stuck in my head…

  • Stephanie G May 31, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Haha love the first picture. Not the least bit creepy. I’m Team Vampire Lumberjack! This series is great and I can’t wait to read more about Adam and Cindy.

  • Dawn May 31, 2010 at 11:55 am

    This sounds like a series I need to pick up. I just love to read paranormal romance and love vamp/were series.

  • Katarin May 31, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    I’m not looking at that glorious shop-job up there because I CAN’T BE SWAYED BY HILARIOUS PHOTOSHOPPING!

    I’m here to say, “you’re wrong!” because hot werewolves in period clothing are way, way better than vampires who cut down trees IN PLAID. Boo and YA!

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:09 am

      I stole it from Moira Roger’s blog, I wish I was talented with photoshop..alas I am soo not!

      But YOU are wrong, nothing hot about a hairy man.

  • Breiab May 31, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Team Werewolf Bootlegger. Seriously a vampire working with wood, how crazy can he be? How many times do I need to tell people, you don’t get high off your own supply.

  • Fiction Vixen May 31, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    TEAM VAMPIRE LUMBERJACK!! I’ve read the book, the vamp is hot. Trust.

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:09 am

      Girl anything hairy is NOT for me. You know that πŸ˜‰

  • Barbara Elness May 31, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    I’m on Team Vampire Lumberjack too. Although a werewolf bootlegger might be hot, the vampire would get my vote every time.

  • Jason May 31, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    A man who likes to suck is never a bad thing but doing it doggy style sounds alot more exciting. go team Bootlegger!


    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:11 am

      ROTFLMAO and you have the comment of the day I swear it!

  • Jennifer M. May 31, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Seeing as were’s are known for their high metabolism, it would be very difficult to get em’ drunk. No way a vampire lumberjack could be more graceful! Werewolves are always described as gracefully running through the forest. I’ve never heard of an un-graceful were. πŸ˜›

    Team Werewolf Bootlegger all the way!!

  • Jeanette Juan May 31, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Definitely the vampire lumberjack! No matter what type of vampire it is, they’re always graceful and elegant! Go team vampire lumberjack!

  • Nancy Gilliland May 31, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Go Team Vampire Lumberjack! Gotta love the sexy hardbodies in jeans and flannel shirts.

  • Michelle W. May 31, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    True True a vampire has more grace in their little pinkie than a werewolf does in their whole body.

  • Wicked Lil Pixie May 31, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Comment in wrong post, copying it from here

    Name: ASH H:

    Wow! Historical romance AND vmaps/weres? Sa-weet! I need to get my hands on this series!

    I used to be the vampire girl. But lately, the were boys have been making me swoon. Plus, I can see my were man anytime of the day. And he’s just as muscular and sweaty, moving around those heavy boxes of my favorite liquor.


  • Miz Angell May 31, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Blood suckers unite!

    C’mon ladies – you mean to tell me that a man with sharp white teeth, bulging muscles, tasting of the outdoors, sweat, and sex wouldn’t make you swoon?

    Team Vampire Lumberjack!

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:15 am

      Ohh a girl after my own heart, I couldn’t have said it any better!

  • Tori [Book Faery] May 31, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    While I love me some vampires, I’m gonna have to side with Team Werewolf. I love weres, and I definitely could not pass up the free alcohol that would come along with them lmao

  • Karen in TN May 31, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    While I might have picked the lumberjack after watching the video, I have to go with the werewolf after looking at the top cover.

  • Cade [Braintasia] May 31, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Who cares about grace, a were won’t ask you to give up summer tanning for them! Who wants to tan in a booth at night? That just doesn’t sound like fun.

    Team Werewolf Bootlegger!


    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:17 am

      How does one tan in a fur coat? Grace doesn’t come drunk either πŸ˜‰

  • Robin Smith May 31, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Sorry Wickedlilpixie but I am on the opposing team and I do believe we are gonna kick some but even drunk as you say we will be. I tweeted a link to Moira’s blog and asked my few followers to check it out. I also posted my werewolf banner on my facebook and asked that they check it out I think I have a larger audience there.


    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:18 am

      Ahh I doubt that my friend, Vampires are winning…in my head

  • Chelsea B. May 31, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Oh, A Vampire Lumberjack, definitely! πŸ˜‰ What can I say? I think I’ll always be a vampire girl….:-)

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:18 am

      Me too, I like my men cold & hard…wait that sounds bad..ahh who am I kidding?!

  • emmad May 31, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    Team Werewolf here πŸ™‚ A vampire lumberjack I mean really isn’t it a bit to Chainsaw Massacare remisent?

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:18 am

      I’d take the chainsaw over the fur, eww eww ewwww

  • Raquel Vega-Grieder May 31, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    TEAM VAMPIRE LUMBERJACK United. I Have Always Have Been Always Will Be A Vamp Girl.

  • Anna Shah Hoque May 31, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Oh Mr.Lumberjack, you’re so fine
    You’re so fine, you blow my mind

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:19 am

      omfg LMFAO *snort* here’s some pom pom’s too πŸ˜‰

  • Reena Jacobs May 31, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    Did you vampire lovers not see the picture of the vampire lumberjack at the top of this post?!?! Are you crazy! Scroll up and take a GOOD look. Need I say more? Go Team Werewolf Bootlegger!

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:20 am

      That’s just a picture, every vamp is different πŸ˜‰

  • Calila May 31, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    Hard to choose but Team Vampire Lumberjack!

  • Keira May 31, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    Haha – well I don’t like alcohol all that much so I agree with you about choosing Team Vamp Lumberjack – flannel isn’t illegal unless the Fashion police strike.

  • Carol L. May 31, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    Even though I already chose Team Vampire Lumberjack, after seeing that picture of the Vamp above that would have determined it. Hot..
    Carol L.

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  • Teresa W. May 31, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    I’m team Lumberjack Vampire all the way!

  • Lily Ghates May 31, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    The image of the vampire lumberjack at the top of the page, for some odd reason, reminds me of the creepy Burger King commercials.

    For that reason and so many others, Team Werewolf Bootlegger! πŸ™‚

  • Raelena May 31, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    although I love a man in flannel I am Team Werewolf Bootlegger πŸ™‚

  • Stacey Smith May 31, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    I’m on Team Vampire Lumberjack.I haved loved Vampires for way longer them I have love Werewolve so had to go for my Fave and Vote for team Vampire Lumberjack.Can’t Wait to read both of the books and see how they goes.


  • Jess. May 31, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    I belong to Team Vampire Lumberjack, only because of the video you posted. Plus I’ve seen some seriously sexy quotes from Vampire Lumberjacks, so they win hands down. Sorry wolves.

  • zina May 31, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Give me an L, Give me an U, give me an M, give me an B, oh heck, just give me the lumberjack. Who doesn’t love to cuddle in some soft worn plaid.

  • Bethie May 31, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    I would have to say I am on Team Vampire Lumberjack. I just can’t get enough of those vampires.

  • Kindle Vixen June 1, 2010 at 12:13 am

    no no no no. You must be team werewolf like me. Werewolves growl! And nip at you in all the right places! :p

  • Melissa (Books and Things) June 1, 2010 at 12:16 am

    Bootlegger Werewolf! He wouldn’t be drunk! The metabolism is too high anyway. I don’t get the vampy lumberjack. I mean… wouldn’t he be afraid of a wayward wooden steak? πŸ˜‰

  • Jojo June 1, 2010 at 3:01 am

    Definitely vampire. I’m intimidate by hairy and rough wolf…..

  • Stella (Ex Libris) June 1, 2010 at 7:25 am

    Sorry, Team Werewolf supporter here! I don’t even understand how you as Canadian, knowing full well the dangers of frostbite could give up a living, breathing warm cuddly werewolf to pick an icy cold vampire. Ok, that he can waer his shirt, but who will keep you warm in the forest? πŸ˜€ Well, all the better, I can keep him ;-p

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 3, 2010 at 11:15 pm

      Fur, too much of it….allergies…the smell…ugh.

  • Elie N June 1, 2010 at 8:41 am

    Vampire Lumberjack? Hmmm, NO way.
    GO team Werewolf Bootlegger!

  • Dot S. June 1, 2010 at 9:08 am

    Most assuredly Team Lumberjack Vampire. What is more delicious than a sexy, dangerous vampire. Surely I cannot dicount the Werewolf but I’m for the vamp all the way. Yeah!

  • Christa June 1, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    The werewolf doesn’t have to win in gracefulness, you know. It’s mostly about who survives the fight, isn’t it? lol.

    Team Bootlegger Werewolf!

    • Wicked Lil Pixie June 1, 2010 at 12:49 pm

      Fighting doesn’t make a difference for me, fur in my teeth does πŸ˜‰

  • Patsy Hagen June 1, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    Vampires are way more graceful than a drunk werewolf. Team Vampire Lumberjack!

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