WLPW2K: Most Embarassing Moments
July 26, 2010 in WLP Wants To Know
I’ve been reading a lot of YA lately that have embarrassing moments for the main character, which got me thinking to my most embarrassing moments. What better a topic to make us all laugh at each other then stories that still make us cringe!
I have a few & most centre around my Mother & her uncanny ability to make me look like an ass. It’s true, she doesn’t do it intentionally…it just happens & it’s usually at my expense. I’ll start with one that still makes me want to burrow into a hole.
I had to be about 19 & we were walking home from the mall when I saw this beautiful man standing beside us. I lean over & whisper to my Mom “Mom, that guy right there is Ben from Felicity” My mom goes, “no way Tash”. Like I wouldn’t know what the male of my high school dreams looked like, I was a Felicity addict my friends, I KNEW it was him. And then it happened, in slow motion.
“Excuse me, my daughter says you’re Scott Speedman”
I could have died on the spot, right there on a street corner. I’d like to tell you that was the worst of it, that this man looked at her & said no I am not…alas, in my World that doesn’t happen. He looked over at my mom, grinned huge & said “Your daughter is right, I’m Scott nice to meet you”
Did it get worse? Of course it did, again it’s the life of Pixie things can only get worse. How worse? My mother & Scott freaking Speedman are now walking AND talking. You see Scott is from Toronto & decided for some unearthly reason to continue talking to my 4’11 evil mom. I can’t remember clearly what they talked about other then hockey but I can tell you this man walked us HOME. I shit you not, Scott Speedman walked us to the corner of my street! I did not say a single word, I don’t think I did much but nod & pray this would end soon & without my mother inviting him over for dinner. Ugh. Thank You Scott for being such a good sport & you’re hotter in person, if the red on my face was any indication.
I have fallen, I have tripped. Once in knee high hookah boots, my heel clipped the stair entering an underground nightclub…did I fall, nah that would have been to easy in a mini skirt. I slid on my heels all the way down to the bottom of the stairs where I collapsed in a heapof hookah boot hell. I used to work in a Court House & again…flipped down the stairs into the arms of a Police Officer who damn near peed himself.
The last one I can remember was at a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game. Sitting in the front row (my best-friend used to work there, so we’d go in early & watch the practices from the front row). I had my camera & was snapping away when a puck flew with such force into the glass, I thought I got shot. Being Potty Mouth Pixie, I let out a YEEEP followed by a “Son of a Bitch” all whilst clicking the camera. Did I mention it was silent at this point? Every single person in the immediate area burst out laughing. This is the picture evidence, they are looking at me like I am deranged.
I am embarrassment prone my friends. I am sure there are more, but right now 10 years later I am still mortified by the Scott Speedman Incident.
WLP Wants To Know YOUR embarrassing stories. Make me laugh, make me cringe. TELL US!
OMG I’m dying. Scott freaking Speedman *swoon*. This reminds of the time my father was driving my sisters and I in a green mercury villager (ie fugly van) when he rolls down his window, and yells out to some cute guys ‘hey, wanna date my daughters’. My sisters and I slumped in our seats praying my father would roll up his window. He didn’t for like 5 minutes. Did I mention this was during my awkward adolescence time…? I wouldn’t have even dated me when I was 12.
LMFAO! I wouldn’t have dated me until 23! Love how parents embarass the shit out of us.
How ’bout this. 17 years old and just out of the shower. My parents were frugal so our bath towels were smallish…just enough to wrap and tuck. Anyway, with the wrap and tuck in place, I was heading towards my room to dress when the doorbell rang. The inside door was open and I had to close it to get past. Needless to say, I wouldn’t be able to get to my roomand ignore the people at the door. So, instead, I answered the door. It was an older woman and a younger woman around 18-19. And she was cute! They were fundraising for the Heart Foundation. As I was explaining to them that my parents were not at home, my tuck job came untucked!! Fortunately I had one hand on the door and was able to close it before I was fully revealled so to speak. But the falling towel was obvious. The sound of riotous laughter was quite evident from the front step and they were leaving but not quickly. That day I learned a valuable lesson. NEVER answer the door in a towel. NEVER!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Damn if only they’d have captured that on camera
Oh cheese and crackers Gary – that was awesome.
Wow. I have a ton of stupid embarrassing stories, but I love the Scott Speedman one. At least you got to meet him
Hmmm… here’s one of my favorites. I’d just started dating this guy, Dennis. First day of school I’m walking along and see him up ahead. I run to catch up to him, but I’m wearing these super slippery flats and lose my footing. So, just as his friends ask him, “Hey, Den, where’s your girlfriend?” I go sliding on my ass and have to grab his leg to stop myself from sliding all the way down the newly waxed floors. His friends never could look at me with a straight face after that. *sigh*
Seriously, school janitors, wax the floors a while before school starts. You could prevent idiocy like this.
ROTFLMAO I remember the evil of those waxed floors, especially after a snow storm. I’d stand outside with my morning coffee & smoke & watch people take flips in and out of the front doors.
OMG those waxed floors were evil. EVIL! I think I stopped wearing flats after that. I had better traction in boots
LMFAO me too, runners ONLY. Boots and heels to school, and change outside.
I’ll tell you over drinks. But not on the internetz!!!
So I have to wait until April, damn you! lol
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HAHAHAHAHA, omg that is freaking hilarious that Scott Speedman freaking walked you guys home.
My embarrassing moments ALWAYS center around blurting out inappropriate things at silent times, or completely eating shit down stairs. I’ve fallen off so many things, run in to things, run off roads on the bike, etc. There have been times when I’ve been cycling with my friends where I get too involved in a conversation and have ridden my bike right off the road in to a bush. A group of girls I work out with in the gym call me “Bendy” because I take the most craziest spills, but never end up with broken bones, or haven’t yet. So pretty much embarrassing myself is a daily occurence is what I’m trying to say
LMFAO me too, no wonder I lurve you
Well, there’s the time my brother (18 at the time) walked into my room while I had friends over (all age 13) and started posing like the contestants for the Mr. Universe contest. He was a football player and was pretty buff. The truly embarrassing part was that he was wearing nothing but a pair of teal bikini briefs. That image was burned in my adolescent mind. I would love to forget it, believe me. My friends were in love and I was mortified. There are more stories of me falling on my face in public and one where I asked a girl if she was pregnant when I worked at the mall, and of course she wasn’t, but I still get red in the face thinking about my idiot brother and my drooling friends.
OMG I’d have killed him.
Yes, he still has not been forgiven amost two decades later! LOL
Oh my goodness! First: I can’t believe you met Scott Speedman! I was to young for the Felicity stage but DAMN that man is a hot werewolf!
Embarrassing moments for me…there are many, I was very awkward and self conscious in high school, rather shy too. I had this HUGE crush on this guy and one day while I was walking down the hall he calls me over to where he’s sitting in an alcove with a bunch of the prettiest and most popular girls in school. He notices my watch and asks for the time. I stare at it blankly. My heart beating a rhythm so strong I swear it would burst from my chest. I continue to stare at my watch. OMG! My crush just asked me the time! Why can’t I figure out what these stupid little thingies on the watch mean? The girls start to giggle. I am a red head with fair skin…I start to blush…A minute goes by with me staring at my watch before I finally stutter and stumble over the words that come tumbling out of my mouth: “It’s 35 past 1.” I get redder chance a glance at his sexy crystalline blue eyes and run away amidst giggling girls.
I’m sure that’s not the worst that ever happened to me, but it’s one that sticks out, because a couple of days later my crush came up to me apologized for the immature laughing girls and complimented me on my photography project!
ACK! Thats horrid!
I mean really who cannot tell time at that stage in their life? LOL
rotflmao I didn’t learn East West North South until I got outta high school
OH SHIT! LMFAO!!!! WOW!!! OMG!! Some GREAT memories you have Natasha! Omg i can seriously picture the Hooka Boots incident! I would have DIED if that was me! You’re brave for posting this stuff!!
It’s freaking great! And i mean Great as in posting not as in having this stuff happen to you! Haha Remind me to tell you one day about my incident at Publix with my dad and uncle! Involving my crush who worked there! Oh God! LMAO
Oh come on share, we’re all friends here
my whole life is one long embarrassing moment
then share some
In high school I walked out of the bathroom with the back of my skirt tucked up in my underwear. I also didn’t do my laundry so I had to wear my granny period panties that day cause they were the only ones clean. I had to take months of teasing until they moved on. I could have died.
Of course it HAD to happen in granny panties right?
I was at a horseshow riding a friend’s horse. It bucked and I fell forward, but blouse got hooked on the saddle horn. The blouse was ripped completely open. Luckly, the bra was still in tack. I was in middle school and was very large busted for my age. I was horrified.
omfg thats awful..but hilarious all the same
It is funny looking back on it now. At the time, I thought I would not live another day.
Fine! I’ll share! But i’m gonna write a post, linking back to this one! This should be VERY INTERESTING!
YAY!!!
I have a dad who is an expert at embarrassing me, I can still remember being in the car with outside of the high school and him cawing at the crows on the lawn while waiting for my sister.
Of course the best story I have isn’t actually mine, but it was hilarious. In college waiting for a class to start there was a guy sitting in the row across the aisle from me playing with an elastic band when it shot out to the front of the class. He went to go retrieve it but rather than pushing in the chair blocking his access to the aisle he decided to jump over it. Unfortunately he was wearing baggy pants and when he jumped up they fell down causing him to trip over the chair. He knocked my desk over and ended up on the ground at my feet with his pants at his ankles.
ROTFLMAO what an idiot!
He was also very unlucky seeing as I was the only women in the class.
*sigh* I meant ‘woman’ not ‘women’.
LMFAO
I was once at a KMFDM/Pigface concert in Chicago at ( think) the Metro, and was up in the upper seating area (instead of being in my usual space on the main floor). So, my friend Ranee and I are sitting up there, and Pigface is performing … and she says something really funny. Of course, I let out my Big Laugh. At the moment the music gets kinda quiet. People in the first few rows, and on the main floor were turning around. Yeah – nothing like the Big Laugh to get some attention.
LMFAO been there and done that!
OK. Here’s a mom story.
I used to model way back when. One of my shoots was at the beach…in February, Long Beach Island. It was not warm.
I was laying full length in a swim suit on the beach and waves were crashing over my hip and back – photographer is shouting “Look warm!”
Random people are pausing to watch the photo shoot, other models, photographer…everyone there. Even a group doing the Polar Bear Plunge.
What does my mom shout, in a voice that carries way out over the entire beach?”
“You’ll need band aids if you want to look warm! C’mere.”
I refuse to tell you where models put the band aids if you can’t figure it out. -_-
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH I love your Mom
Oh lord where do I begin?
A moment of my hellish life comes from my first week at my job. I was wearing white pants. This already sounds bad doesnt it? Well because I live in a tropical state it started to rain. I really had to pee. Like bad. So I went into the bathroom and the floor was coated in mud. I still have no idea why I thought this was smart but I removed my pants and hung them on the back of the door so they wouldn’t get muddy. I finished up and walked out where there was a line waiting to go in. Someone rushed in and locked the door. I grabbed my lunch out of the fridge and hear the people in line for the bathroom laughing their asses off. I turn around to ask “Whats so funny?” when it hits me. I left my pants on the back of the door! I am standing there in a thong and shirt that does not cover my shit. This is a unisex bathroom too so there men in the line as well. I have to wait for 6 hellish mins while the heifer in the bathroom ignores my frantic pounding on the door. When she opened the door and saw me in my panties she bust out laughing. I really never thought I was going to recover. I was almost in tears but damnit I was holding my head high when I stomped into the restroom and put my pants back on. I almost never went back to the job. I still have not lived this down 5 years later. I will always be known as the girl who walked out of the bathroom without her pants on, but I laugh about it.
Why in the hell would you take your pants off? You are a weird one Lily
I still have no idea why I thought that was good idea at the time. I think I didnt want people to see mudd on my pants and think I was dirty or something. Cheese and Crackers it is one moment of my life I will never live down.
Today is my first day to your blog and I LOVE this post!! And Lily…I have TEARS in my eyes from your story!! Thanks to everyone for sharing!! I guess I’ll share just a few of my more EPIC embarrassing moments so as not to take up TOO much of your time…..
-In the 7th grade, I wore my first skirt of the year and tried to go sashaying past the cute 9th grade guys that rode the bus with me. Hit a freshly waxed floor, fell and my new skirt flew over my head as I fell, right at their feet. (Still, to this day, I’m very hesitant to wear skirts. Not just because of this story though….)
-First day of a new job when I was in my early 20′s. Decided to wear a skirt. Didn’t have a slip to wear with it so I borrowed one from my mom….one that was slightly too big. Got up to go to the bathroom and had to cross in front of the entire room and my slightly too big slip…fell off. I stepped out of it, still in front of the class, kicked it up into my hands, carried it with me to the bathroom and threw it in the garbage. Haven’t worn another slip since that day.
-Tripped while getting off the school bus, right in front of my sister. Tried to right myself by running down the hill to our house. ALMOST made it but clipped a rock with my foot right at the bottom of the hill and went airborne. Scraped across the parking lot so hard that my jacket had skid marks on it when I got up. My sister wet her pants she laughed at me so hard. And everyone on the bus got to see the spectacular fall too….of course.
-While on a beer crawl with some friends, I decided to steal some limes and lemons from a fruit stand and hide them in my ample cleavage. That happened early on in the beer crawl. Much later that night, we were at a club and I’d had much more to drink by then. On the dance floor, I lost my balance and fell and the smuggled limes and lemons that I’d forgotten about came rolling out of my shirt….so I looked like the fat girl that was carrying snacks in her shirt as I laid on the floor laughing maniacally.
Sigh. Yeah. There are lots more….but I’ll leave you with those!
LMFAO welcome to the blog Sweetie, the limes killed me!
Been following your posts for a couple months…and enjoy reading all the replies to your topics.
This happened to my 13 yo daughter a few months ago. We know a young couple that we are very good friends with…good enough friends that for some reason my daughter thought she could just walk in their apartment without knocking one time (we had just seen the wife at the mailbox and she had left before us – and I remember on our way back to our apartment that I forgot to tell the wife something)…my daughter opens the door without knocking (and me telling her that I can’t believe she opened someone’s door without knocking) and the husband is standing there in his tighty whities. At the same time, the husband turns around and smiles and says “Hello” and my daughter says “OMG! – I just saw something I didn’t want to see” and is nearly running away while I’m standing there laughing so hard I’m peeing my pants – really because the bladder is never the same after child birth! “Come on Mom!” – I have to sit down on the ground I’m laughing so much, and the husband comes out with his pants on now and sits down by me and says “What’s happening!?” Daughter is utterly motified that I won’t get up off the ground and go home. Since the kiddo seems to learn the hard way, I’m sure I’ll have a warehouse of moments to let the future boyfriends know about, and I’m sure she has a few stories that I don’t know anything about!
LMFAO!! Poor daughter!
LOL!
Your story reminded me of one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, also courtesy of my mom, of course.
I was in my first week of Law School. To my joy, and later total humiliation, the campus was nearby my house. I still lived with my mom, it’s common here in Brazil to live with your parents while in college and I was very young. I was 17 (law school here is a 5 year undergraduate program, and I skipped a year of high school).
Anyway, I’m in my first week of college. I’m in my first criminology class with this Professor that has this reputation of being bad ass and mean. I’m sitting there taking notes and trying to appear very serious and interested in his lecture. I’m writing down stuff and when I look up I glance at the door and see my mom through the little square window. She is grinning broadly and waving like a lunatic. I turn bright read because I notice some of the other students are noticing her too and looking around. I try to give her this little discreet wave and go back to my notes. Unfortunately, she is having none of that. She is still at the window looking proudly at me and around the class, while I try to pretend she is not there. All my classmates are now paying attention to her. I cringe. And I try to have the ground swallow me whole. But that is not the end of it, oh no, not by a long shot.
The Professor is getting annoyed by the lack of attention and suddenly looks behind him at the door with a murderous expression on his face. I slide down my chair and pray for God to make me invisible. My mom on the other hand is thrilled she is getting the attention of the professor and waves at him still grinning like an idiot. His rage is gone and he smiles back at her and says: Hi Ana! (my mom’s name). Now, I had no idea my mom knew the guy. So, I’m looking at her and still trying to decide if this is a good or bad thing. Stupid me.
She mouths hi to him and starts pointing in my direction and mouthing “that’s my baby” to him. I want to DIE! But things are about to get a lot worse.
He spins around and looks at the class and asks: “So, who is Ana’s baby?”
I have died and this is hell (it’s what I’m thinking). My classmates are snickering around me and pointing at me. I’m too stunned and embarrassed to say anything. I’m frozen in place like this is a nightmare and if I try hard enough I can wake up. Sadly, it doesn’t work.
My Professor realizing nobody is stepping forward as being Ana’s baby grins wickedly and says: “Well, since I can’t identify her baby, I’m letting her in.” And he does just that. He turns around walks to the door, open it, smiles at my mom, gives her a little hug and says she should go say hi to her baby.
Now, I need to add that my mom was a beautiful woman. She looked like Barbie. She was petite, blonde, had green-eyes and was very bubbly. She was dressed all in blue, everything matching and looked like a doll that day. She saunters in my classroom, smiling her 1000 volts smile and comes directly to me and says: “Hi Baby!”
I’m as red and you can get but I manage to reply meekly with a hi mom back to her. She grins back like it’s the most natural thing to interrupt a lecture to say hi to your kid who is in her first week of COLLEGE, actually Law School, but I digress.
She tells me that I should pay attention to my professor’s class because he is a very good teacher and asks me if I have enough money for a snack after class. I mumble that I do while all my classmates are still staring at us and laughing to themselves. Not content with all the embarrassment she has cause thus far, she opens her purse and hands me a 20 telling me I should eat well before my next class. She smiles, says bye and turns to leave. She stops by my professor, thanks and apologizes to him for interrupting, but before she leaves she asks him to take care of her baby girl. *face palm* *head desk*
After she leaves the professor turns to us and says: “Ana is a lovely woman, isn’t she?”
If I wasn’t dying of embarrassment at the moment my hand would have shot up and I would have told him: NOT IF YOU ARE HER DAUGHTER!
That’s mothers for you right there. She passed away 3 years ago and I’d give anything for her to be able to embarrass me like that again. Strange how our perspective change, huh?
VampAngel
VampAngel’s Reviews: To Read or Not To Read It?
aww im so sorry Ana
Your mom sounded awesome…did you ever find out HOW she knew your prof?
WAIT!
I just remembered another good one. *sighs*
I’m 13 and I have found my first boyfriend. Sadly for my mom, he was 19. Don’t look so shocked. He was very immature and I’m an old soul.
Anyway, my mom is a little freaked out, which I can now understand, but what she did next was a little over the top in my opinion.
He comes to my house for a visit and to meet my mom. She takes him into the living room, sits across from him and starts her speech. She tells him that he should be careful of what he does with me. She proceeds to explain to him that she is a lawyer, she is friends with many judges, and that I’m 13 and he is 19, so if anything should happen it would be statutory rape. He balks, but she is not done. She tells him that additional to that she has a gun and knows how to use it (which was true). She smiles brightly, stands up and tell us to have fun.
My boyfriend is now trembling and looking at me like WTF just happened. I shrugged. It was embarrassing as hell, but it’s fun remembering this tiny blonde barbie giving him this speech and leaving him scared shitless. He was a big guy, had long hair and was very rebellious, but she did manage to scared him to death.
Ahhhh, good times.
PS: I remained a virgin till I was 18. She didn’t have to worry, it was very tame and innocent. Sorry for the TMI, by the way!
VampAngel
VampAngel’s Reviews: To Read or Not To Read It?
LOL and she would have shot anyone who touched her baby
My dad once told my husband (way back in the day when I was 15 before we got married) that he had a gun, a shovel and no conscience.
Embarassing story hour, huh? Okay…
So there are very few things that embarass me. I’m one of those girls that can fall on her face in front of a couple of hundred people (into a band stand), get up, grin and make a joke about how it’s a good thing I didn’t fall on anything important ( I landed on one of those giant drum things before rolling off and gasping like a fish). *shrug* It’s really really hard to embarass me.
HOWEVER! my best friend manages to make me blush so hard, I think my root turned pink.
She had been dating my (apparently hot and buff) younger brother for a while, before he broke up with her. Over sex of all things. She wanted him baaaaad, and he didn’t feel he was ready for sex. (As you can see, me and my sibs are not only difficult to embarass, but very comfortable with our own images) So here’s my best friend, bawling her eyes out and refusing to come out of the theatre room’s sound booth. I, being the good dutiful friend I am, bring several pints of Ben and Jerry’s and hunker down with her in the dark sound booth to let her eat, rant, and cry.
Did I mention she’s got one of those voices that really carries? And one of us must have hit the intercom button between the sound booth and the theatre room? At one point (after approximately one pint of icecream) she starts ranting about my brother’s… umm.. talents… in the bedroom. Like, second and third base stuff. And then she asks me if my brother ever mentioned if her blowjobs were bad or something. Which started her off on a rant about how he was the finest example of pornographic dicks that she’d ever seen…
By which point I’m choking on icecream and yelling at her to stop that and I don’t want to know these things and WHY WOULD SHE TELL ME THESE THINGS?! and then there’s a loud knock on the door.
It was the theatre director. Asking us to turn off the intercom button so he can get his theatre group under order.
Apparently the theatre club had come into the theatre room several minutes earlier to start rehersing for their next play- only to be held in rapt fascination by my best friend’s rant… about certain… things… about my brother.
I think I died as we walked out of the sound booth to see the entire theatre club standing there (almost 50 students altogether) grinning at us like cheshire cats. And then they started clapping. Damn you theatre students with your abilities of melodrama…
Of course, my best friend and my brother’s reps skyrocketed after that. My best friend had boys practically panting after her, and my brother got knuckle bumps from SENIORS for playah-points. And I? I’m the girl who turned neon pink in front of the theatre club. Life is so unfair…
Oh dear god, I’d have killed her on the spot…or made her walk out alone
Oh that is wonderful.
Oh, these are all wonderful. LOL. I have a klutz gene, so I feel completely at home.
I already told the boomerang underwire story. But I have more. LOL.
So, it was in training for the prison and a friend of mine and I were perving on the SWAT guys who were teaching the class. This was the day we had to get hit with the pepper spray and the tear gas fogger and bomb.
We were wandering out to the area where it would happen and we were straggling behind, still cutting up and laughing, as was our habit.
Her: I wouldn’t kick him out of bed.
Me: I know. Jesus. Look at the way those pants fit him.
Her: And that utility belt. *fans self* Isn’t his gun big?
Us: giggling
Her: I’ve got the chocolate for his vanilla fingers. (she’s looking at another one)
Me: I’d hurt that boy, ride him like mechanical bull.
Us: Cackling.
Me: Hey, you know, if you pass out from the tear gas, maybe he’ll give you some mouth to mouth.
Her: With tongue (she makes face and sticks out her tongue)
Me: Yeah, I know what he can do with his tongue
Us: More cackling
Voice behind us: (and the object of our perving) You ladies are something else.
Us: choking, gasping, wondering if death by embarrassment was a possibility
Him: If you want my tongue, or anything else, you don’t have to pass out to get it.
He winks and walks over to the hut of doom where we get gassed.
I also have a good mother story. So, I went out on my first date with my husband and I knew he was it. I knew I was going to marry him. The next day, I went to the store and bought every bride magazine I could find. The next day, the future Mr. Saranna comes over to pick me up for lunch and my mom says, “So, I hear your date went well.” He says yes, he thought it did too. My mom gets up and goes for my stash and dumps all seven of the bride magazines in his lap. I may have screamed a little, I don’t know. I can’t remember if that was him screaming or me. But I played it off, being adept at stepping in shit. I told him it was a girl thing I’d done since I was 12. Yeah, liar. LOL. Obviously, it worked out okay. But I don’t think I’ve ever been more mortified.
You are NUTS girl, I was waiting for you to jump in with some good stories
I got one about everyone’s fave Shug.
Back in the day when Shug was 17 and I was 15 and we were just getting to be a little more than friends a whole group of us skipped school and drove to the beach. So Shug decides to impress me with his surfing skills. He is really trying but is totally failing. Then he sees a fin sticking out of the water like less than 10 feet from him. He freaks the fuck out….and starts screaming SHARK! SHARK! SOMEONE SAVE ME! ITS JAWS!!! OH GOD!! IT’S A SHARK! GET TO SHORE!!! and people spaz and all stampede to shore. He is in shock on his board and tucks his legs up on it and is crying. Like blubbering with snot and panting wimpers. Then a dolphin jumps out of the water and does the squeal thing at him and he faints. I shit you not. A 265 lbs, 6’5″ ripped to the teeth linebacker on the football team FAINTS over a dolphin. The lifegaurds laughed the entire time they pulled him out of the water. It was hysterical.
Your mom is made of awesome, even if she is embarrasses you.
Let see embarrassing stories about me, there are just so many – My college roommate asked a guy who I liked and was trying to get to know “why do guys shake and go when peeing?” She asked that during the first 5 minutes of meeting of the guy. I have also had my share of public falls and I have even had my pants slip open in public.
But my most embarrassing moment that has stuck with me since childhood happened in the 5th grade. During music class I went to take off my sweater that was on top of a tee shirt and ended up pulling both shirts off instead. Everyone started laughing and pointing. You might be saying at least you were only in 5th grade, except I developed really early. I had a chest in the 5th grade that was larger then half of the 7th grades. Plus I also refused to wear bras at that time because once the boys figured out you were wearing one they did that typical bra snapping thing and I didn’t want that to happen. I was so mortified that I played sick and stayed home for a week after that. And I wore a bra everyday from that point on and never wore a sweater over a tee shirt again until high school.
LMAO – I just remembered also that year, shortly after my exposure scene, I had a boy hump the leg my desk while I was in the desk. Our desks were grouped into fours. In my group was myself, 2 other girls and Javier. One day when we were supposed to be doing math work, Javier crawled under our desk and decided to start humping each of our desks. At first us girls were like what is going on? Once we looked down we started yelling. Javier was high fived on the playground by the guys and us girls were teased for being humped, of course. Javier was one messed up kid – In Junior High he was arrested in the middle of English for selling drugs in school. In High School health class he asked if you have sex with a pregnant women and suck on her boob can you drink the breast milk? Ewww – The entire class busted out laughing! Ok- so this last part wasn’t embarrassing for me but still it is funny and embarrassing for someone!
rotflmao wonder what jail he’s in now?