The holidays always seem to bring out the little wicked streaks in my household.
Any present under the tree won’t stay a surprise for long. I’ve got a 90 lb. German Shepherd Dog with a thing for paper. He’ll very delicately nip a corner of wrapping paper and tear strips off the presents until they are no longer wrapped and he has a pile of fun paper between his paws.
Cookies are never safe unless under lock and key. I’ve got a 25 lb Shetland Sheep Dog who would magically make it to the top of the refrigerator to steal cookies if she had to. No surface, high or low, is safe from her. Heaven help you if you try to bake a pie or cake.
And the tree? Oh the tree. Don’t be surprised if you walk by it and an orange tabby paw whips out to bat you on top of the head. That would be super stealthy ninja kitty, hiding six feet up in the Christmas Tree. After all, I put it up every year as his personal holiday cat condo.
Sometimes, there’s nothing for it but to curl up in my favorite reading chair, ignoring the evidence that someone furry has been sleeping in it despite house rules clearly indicating no furries on the furniture, and sip a mug of REAL homemade hot drinking chocolate. You know, the kind made from scratch with milk and cream. The treat is an exercise in wicked indulgence all on its own, and in the holiday season, I treat myself…frequently.
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Drinking Chocolate recipe
1/4 cup heavy cream
1 cup milk
1 cinnamon stick
1 vanilla bean
2 oz finely chopped dark chocolate
1/4 cup heavy cream (for topping)
1/4 tsp vanilla extract
1 tsp sugar
Heat the cream and milk with the cinnamon and vanilla bean (split lengthwise) very slowly for 15-20 minutes.
Substitution: If you don’t have vanilla beans, add 1-2 tsp of vanilla after heating.
Remove the vanilla bean and cinnamon stick. Add finely chopped chocolate and whisk slowly until completely melted. Set aside.
In a bowl, whip heavy cream for topping with vanilla extract and sugar.
Pour hot drinking chocolate into a mug for serving and top with a dollop of fresh whipped cream.
Optional: stir with a candy cane for a peppermint twist to your drinking chocolate.
or
Spike with liquor of choice.
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So I’ve got my hot chocolate (my absolute favorite thing about this time of year) and I’ve got my TBR pile. I can sit and happily read my way through the holiday season. I’ve even got a holiday story out for your enjoyment.
Evie’s Gift is my first steampunk offering, a light and warm little short with romantic elements.
“Stubborn Evie is reluctant to play the roll of a proper lady by English standards, but she has little choice. Traveling to London for her first season, she faces the threat of an enemy submarine bent on destroying the airship carrying her across the ocean. Once she steps forward to help, her knowledge is questioned by the captain, placing her special gift in danger.
As a woman whose passion pushes her toward engineering and mechanical designs, her curious nature risks exposing her uncanny talents. Will this Christmas season allow her to keep her secrets? Or will her gift be revealed too soon?”
I’d love to give a free ecopy of Evie’s Gift to someone to enjoy alongside their hot chocolate. Comment here and share the naughtiest moment you’ve had for the holidays for a chance to win.
All Contests for the 13 Wicked Days of Christmas end on Wednesday December 29th, Winners Announced On Thursday December 30th.
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LOL! My cats love the Christmas tree. It’s their own personal playground.
And finding cat proof tree ornaments is always an interesting challenge.
I’ll see your pets and raise you a two-year-old and a five-year-old. They decided to “decorate” the tree with their toys. A belt, a Duplo lego, half a plastic egg, a horse shoe, and a toy camera hung by the lanyard.
LOL! Those opposable thumbs do make a difference.
I can’t believe your cat can climb into your Christmas tree!! That’s so hilarious to think of him lying in wait to attack
smaccall @ comcast.net
Yup.
You could be walking by and suddenly a tabby tail slips out and whaps you across the eyes. Very sneaky, my Darren kitty.
loooooooove the pic of your kitty in the tree HAHAHAHAHAH! That is awesome!
LOL. Darren kitty is the best!
I love your pretty orange kitty. I am a cat person, too. Our cat is black and white long hair with big huge gold eyes. We named him Chooch.
I see on your book list (2009) that you like Stephen King. Me, too. If you like him have you ever read anything from John Saul? All his books are stand-alone, rather than a series. I’ve read all of his books. Give him a look.
Thanks, Toastie. He’s the greatest tabby ever!
I remember my kitty who decided the tree was fun until it toppled. It was funny before then. I would pass the tree and hear a meow but had to try to find out where it came from! lol
I’m careful to strategically tie the tree to give it extra support. Ninja kitty is a heavy boy and he gets all the way to the top sometimes. >_<
Thanks, Toastie. He’s the greatest tabby ever!
I am living by Darwinism when it comes to the tree 5 felines; the she queen and the pampered Manx leave the tree alone, sister doesn’t care, leaving a 13 pound Manx to show the kitten just what not to do meaning all the ornament within 3 feet get knocked off and played with during the night, if they loose one youngest just retrieve what ever catches her eye and plays with it.
So far they only managed to break one all the rest are shatter proof so those bounce nicely.
Gotta love the tree ornaments made especially to survive kitty pounce.
I’m allergic to cats so I have to make do with cute picturesof other peoples’. Thanks for that one. And the stories about your dogs are great also. Thanks for the giveaway.
Jen at delux dot com
Thanks for stopping by!
I have to avoid the decorations with our 3 pups running around: an austrailian shepherd mix, an australian shepherd/chow mix, and an American Eskimo.
So far, my holiday has been pretty tame. I usually have quite a few martinis at the company Christmas party, but my drinking buddies didn’t make it this year.
heatwave96(at)hotmail.com
Three pups, all rambunctious, wow! Although they make kitty proof decorations, I’m not sure they make pooch proof.
I’ll raise a mug and give you virtual company for the drinking.
No pups or cats in our house, and now my niece is old enough not to be pulling the tree on top of herself. I think the tree will make it through the holidays in one piece this year.
Usually my naughtiness involves eating all the best chocolates before anyone else can get one, this year I have been unwell so my niece has been eating them instead.
At least your niece is following in your good taste. Tasty chocolatey goodness, that is.
Evie’s gift sounds fabulous. I’d love to read it. Your drinking chocolate sounds yummy, I’ll have to try it.
Barbed1951(at)aol(dot)com
Please do, and I’d love to hear what you think of it.
Happy Holidays!
At least your niece is following in your good taste. Tasty chocolatey goodness, that is.
The chocolate sound delicious! No one is allowed near my tree. The hubby helped once and broke 3 ornaments.
Technically, none of the furries are ‘allowed’ near the tree. But that’s why he’s super stealthy ninja kitty…
I have several ninja kitties of my own. No tree or ornament is safe.
PJ & Commentor DraconisNoir, I’ll see your cat in the tree, 2 dogs & the commenter w/3 pups & I’ll raise you with 2 very naughty, mischivious siberian huskys one of which is a puppy herself. On “Normal Days” they are the most loveable, clingy & well behaved huskys but don’t let their cute little sad looks fool you too much, they are capable of many misbehavins up until recently proven on candid camera. Sasha, luvs to climb. I swear she thinks she’s a cat. We find her on the top edges of couches, tops of glass patio tables outside & just last week, she found her way to the top of my kitchen counters. No camera in the kitchen, we haven’t quite figured that one out yet as to how she got up there, she’s small & short for a husky. The male, Timber, who by the way should know better after 8 years of “NO” has decided to give her a run for the money by following her footsteps of danger, dummy! He is trying to get on the top edge of the couch to chase her and the next thing I know I come upstairs from laundry and both my couches are laying on it’s backs from them tipping them over. If I can figure how to get this off the security cameras hard drive and onto the computers hard drive, I’d share it with you guys. On a different date, I got to watch Timber eat into pieces, a very expensive, rare, limited, brand new condition from my private collection in less then 10 minutes. This book dates back to the mid 90′s & was in mint conditon. When he was done eating his fill, he walked over to the couch, jumped up & layed his head on my pillow, looking cute & angellic, like nothing ever happened. I was in tears. He is very lucky he’s my favorite furkid or I’d be looking @ life for Furrder! Oh, & this all happened just in the month of December ;D