Twas The Night Before Christmas With Dusty Grave
When I thought “How am I going to end the 13 Wicked Days of Christmas this year” I came up with a great idea & right away knew I had to have Dusty Grave back on Wicked Lil Pixie. Thankfully Dusty was game, even if Synde & I have probably driven him to insanity.
Thanks Dusty, this turned out EXACTLY how I invisioned it in this cluttered brain of mine! You sir, rocketh.
Twas the night before Christmas and deep in my crypt,
Mice drank from red pools of blood as it dripped.
From freshly killed corpses I’d hung with perfection,
In hopes that St. Nick would complete my collection.
The tooth fairy dangled so dainty and dead,
I pulled off her wings and I bit off her head.
The Easter Bunny screamed as I sawed off his leg,
And cracked open his skull like a hard boiled egg.
When out in the graveyard I heard such a clatter,
No time to clean up or wipe off the blood spatter.
Swift up the stairs I flew like a flash,
I must find a weapon to bang and to bash.
The moon on the tops of the tombstones outside,
Gave the lustre of life where the dead ones reside.
When, what to my blood covered eyes did appear?
But the jolly fat elf for whom I’d waited all year.
I reached down beside me to pick up a stick,
I tested it’s weight “this should do the trick.”
But faster than lightening like a bat out of hell,
He’d rushed up and knocked me back down the stairwell.
Wielding a whip that he’d stowed in his sled,
He walked down the stairs to make sure I was dead.
But as he descended I heard a great thud,
Old Santa had slipped in a puddle of blood.
He gave out a yelp down the stairs as he fell,
Crying for help I can still hear him yell
To Dasher, to Dancer, to Prancer, and Vixen.
To Comet, to Cupid, to Donner, and Blitzen.
From the top of the tomb, down the stairs of the crypt,
I watched one by one as the eight of them slipped
In a slow motion scene for what felt like forever,
I saw what would soon be the best Christmas ever.
Like a bundle of toys he lay flat on his back,
‘Neath a tangle of reindeer piled up in a stack.
He’d broken each bone from his head to his toes,
And the blood of my victims had soaked through his clothes.
I picked up the whip that he’d brought from his sled,
I fastened a noose and slipped it over his head.
Hung with care by his friends on the wall,
I laughed as I told him, “now I have you all!”
Crimson dripped from his snow white hair
To the floor of my crypt as I kicked out the chair.
And the mice came to drink as I said with delight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”
Dusty Grave
www.stellarcorpses.com
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We have no tradition. We play it by ear and it depends on whether the hubby has to work or if we have the kids that year or if they are away. But no matter if I’m alone or w the fam, we love watching It’s a White Christmas and the other Christmas shows on tv.
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Swank giveaway guys… Some really great ghoul must have donated it!
Ha ha I kill myself!!! Now to go kill a few others!
HAPPY CRYPTMAS y’all!
We use candle light on the driveway for santa’s sleigh to land.
Can I enter even though I don’t have a Christmas Eve tradition?
Oh wait, we do watch NORAD’s coverage of Santa’s flight. 
Merry Christmas!
None for us. We pretty much just wing it
Our Christmas Eve tradition is hiding the pickle in the tree for the kids to find. When they find their pickle they get a gift. My father-in-law started this and we’ve been doing it for over 15 years.
My Christmas Eve tradition is to set my hair in rollers and start drinking. Then I watch Rocky Horror Picture Show as I wrap gifts from Santa.
Needless to say I’m very old fashioned.
For many years on Christmas Eve, my family and I eat tamales together, and open some of our presents late night. We always have family over and we get our drink on
. Holidays to us, and I’m sure to a lot of people, are always about family and togetherness. Being Mexican, lots of our family holds grudges against each other, so our holidays consist of those who still speak to each other haha! Drink up!
JvG
My familys christmas eve tradition is that my sister and I get drunk with a couple friends while my parents get drunk at a casino or bar. Then after last call we all go home and drink together and open one or two presents. Weve only been doing this for almost four or five years.
My family usually goes out to eat, then we all come back and everyone gets to open one present.
Eating at the Chinese buffet, getting ridiculously drunk, blast Samhain and watch Classic horror movies. It’s the time of year where all of my friends have time off and my friends are my family.
My daughter and I traditionally fix cookies or other sweets while the guys pester us for tastes of the goodies.
Best. Post. Ever! <3 LMAO!
Happy Holidays, Pixie!!! =)
Hang out with my girlfriend and our kids (dogs) while they open their gifts. Go to our friends house and play the upright while other play their instrument of choice.. Fun times had by all.
My mother and I go last minute shopping.
We get finger food together, gather around the TV and play some versus on the PS3 and/or Xbox (he still can’t beat me at Halo. =) )
My husband and I decorate a pair of ornaments with our names and the year. We have done that every year since we were married.
That was Awesome! I never read that before & I really liked that alot, so much so that I am saving this post in my favorites folder. Favorite Holiday tradtion: hubby & me watch Christmas Vacation (like, back since its release) & added Bad Santa (when It released) together. We, well mostly me, laugh every time we watch these movies. The lines are classic and they never get old. Each time we watch these we catch something new. It’s disfunction at it’s best and no matter how messed up our lives may be at the time, no-one compares to the mess they go through in those movies. I got this from IMDB.com to share cause this is good stuff also if you are under 16 don’t read below!!!
“Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol? ” <–Priceless ;D
and I really can't put any lines in here for Badder Santa, you guys might kick my comment out for being really bad compared to Griswalds quote above