Twisted Christmas Traditions!

Posted by on Dec 4, 2011 in Books & Reviews | 6 comments

Last year we started a new tradition at WLP, Bad Santa Pictures that scare the living daylights out of children. Come on, you know we at WLP have a special love for people having the shit scared out of them. My personal favourite was Krampus, so I figured we’d kick off this year’s festivities with the scariest man in Europe!

Run Kids RUN!

Meet Krampus, he’s a mythological creature from the Alpines. Krampus travels with St. Nicholas during the xmas season and his sole purpose is to scare the shit out of bad little kids. Yes, Santa brings this terrorific beast with him. Imagine running into that shit when you’re taking a trip to the washroom.

Pimp Pose!

The first two weeks of December, a bunch of men (of course), dress up like Krampus and go roaming the streets with rusty chains bringing all sorts of scared goodness to the children of Austria. Krampus also has a Holy Day (seriously) December 6th, so sleep with one eye open cause the demon might come cut a bitch!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSFAUyZVfdQ

Don’t forget, Krampus has his own Krampus Carol. Spreading holiday joy like a bad infection. Listen to the lyrics, they’re pretty scary for a holiday song!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EmqsEHl3P8

Comments
  • Nerine Dorman December 4, 2011 at 1:23 am

    I SO wish I could see Krampus in the malls of South Africa with Father Christmas. It would make my twisted little black heart fill with joy.

    Reply Link
  • CdnMrs December 5, 2011 at 10:04 am

    Krampus sounds like something that visits me once a month.

    Reply Link
  • Jen D. December 5, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    That is one scary ass mofo. That should definitely scare little bad asses straight.

    Reply Link
  • Post a comment

    Open Sort Options

    Sort comments by:
    • * Applied after refresh

    Threaded commenting powered by Spectacu.la code.

Trackbacks