5 Reasons to see Magic Mike
1. You want to know what Channing has to do for a twenty. Admit it, the curiosity is killing you.
2. Ass. Ass. And even more ass. Hot men, mostly nekkid.
Who wouldn’t want to see these awesome asses and hard bodies on a 30-foot screen. Why they didn’t think to make this movie in 3D and put it on an IMAX screen is beyond me. They would’ve made BAGILLIONS.
3. Channing has some of the funniest lines in this movie.
4. Dr. Love.
5. You want to release your inner law breaker. You know you do.
You want to see Big Dick Richie stroke his….axe.