13 Wicked Days of Christmas With Carolyn Crane
December 14, 2011 in Authors
We are so excited to have our next guest. She is a friend to the blog, and a delight to interact with both in person and through social media. Oh yeah… WE LOVE HER BOOKS! If you have not tried this series out yet, you are seriously missing out and need to fix that asap.
Fabulous readers, allow us to introduce to you a WLP favorite, the outstanding Carolyn Crane!
Hey everybody! And Pam and Pixie, thanks so much for having me here today! I’m actually going to do something completely different: I’m talking about fight scenes!
I may be a UF author, but I’m not all that big on huge long fight scenes. Which is ironic, because I do enjoy watching UFC on occasion (Ultimate Fighting Championship, a mixed martial arts sort of fighting.)
Mr. Crane, martial arts fanatic and former martial arts teacher, got me on that. Also, I’ve taken various martial arts classes over the years (inescapable when married to Mr. Crane) and most recently spent a year attending Gracie Jiu Jitsu classes with Mr. Crane as a fun couples thing! lol.
Gracie Jiu Jitsu, or Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, is a form of wrestling where you try to get your opponent into various locks designed to mess up the guy’s joints if he doesn’t slap the mat (‘tap out’ which means, Stop! I give up! #@!) and choke holds (which, if held long enough, will put the guy “to sleep” as they say) and other very pugilistic stuff.
Please imagine, if you will, bookish author Carolyn Crane in a room full of sweaty guys, wrestling them! Needless to say, I took off my glasses.
Sometimes there would be one other girl, and they’d pair me with her, but mostly it was random guys, and Mr. Crane. It was great exercise and great fun to study this with Mr. Crane, who was way better than me, but good natured about it. If I had been single, there surely would have been an added dimension of fun, and I’ve since advised my single friends to get over to that Jiu Jitsu school, but none of them ever did it. Hello! You could be wrestling sweaty guys tonight, galpals!
But I digress.
This one sort of famous martial arts teacher, Joe Simonet, says a street fight is “six seconds of controlled insanity.” I like that. I work my fight scenes, when I do them, in a realistic way like that. No big spin kicks or punches, no big strategies, and no complex thought processes. I’m a realist!
My favorite fight scene that I ever wrote is in Head Rush. I patterned it after this shocking UFC fight where the fighters actually knocked each other out simultaneously! Video below.
Come on! You have to watch it! Go back up and push the arrow!
:33 Carlos Newton, in the white trunks, gets a dangerous triangle choke on Matt Hughes with his legs. Matt Hughes has only seconds of consciousness! It’s hard to get free once one of these babies are on.
:37 Hughes carries Newton, trying to use the power of gravity to get him off
:51 He slams Newton to the ground, knocking Newton out, just as Hughes loses consciousness and collapses on Newton. You can’t imagine what it was like to watch this live.
1:05 Newton still out. Hughes realizes he won. He had no idea.
Here’s how I made my own fight from that: there is this one part where Justine fights a psychotic axe-wielding telepath, the Belmont Butcher. She manages to get in close and she grabs onto his arm and is zinging him, filling him with her fear, but at the same time, the Butcher is choking her with the handle of his axe.
He successfully chokes the wind out of her and she blacks out in the street, but it’s too late—he’s been zinged and is so full of her terror, he’s afraid to move, so he just sits on the sidewalk, freaking out. Minutes later, she wakes up and is like, WTF! Did I pass out? And they go on to have this whole exchange about it.
For me, it helps to have a little key into a fight scene like that.
That was awesome!! Thank you so much Ms. Crane for agreeing to let us feature you with this guest post. We look forward to seeing you again in New Orleans for Authors After Dark 2012!

Carolyn Crane lives in Minneapolis with her husband and two daring cats. She works as a marketing writer for her straight job and has also put in time as a shop clerk, a cocktail waitress and a plastics factory worker, which she was dismal at (think I Love Lucy). Also, she can relate almost any life experience to one or another Star Trek episodes, and if you invite her to your party, your entire cheese plate will be in grave danger. She can be found reading in bed, running, helping animals, or eating Mexican food.
Carolyn can be found at her website, blog, Twitter, and Facebook.
The Disillusionists Trilogy
MIND GAMES (Disillusionst #1)
JUSTINE KNOWS SHE’S GOING TO DIE. ANY SECOND NOW.
Justine Jones has a secret. A hardcore hypochondriac, she’s convinced a blood vessel is about to burst in her brain. Then, out of the blue, a startlingly handsome man named Packard peers into Justine’s soul and invites her to join his private crime-fighting team. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime deal. With a little of Packard’s hands-on training, Justine can weaponize her neurosis, turning it outward on Midcity’s worst criminals, and finally get the freedom from fear she’s always craved. End of problem.Or is it? In Midcity, a dashing police chief is fighting a unique breed of outlaw with more than human powers. And while Justine’s first missions, including one against a nymphomaniac husband-killer, are thrilling successes, there is more to Packard than meets the eye. Soon, while battling her attraction to two very different men, Justine is plunging deeper into a world of wizardry, eroticism, and cosmic secrets. With Packard’s help, Justine has freed herself from her madness—only to discover a reality more frightening than anyone’s worst fears.
DOUBLE CROSS (Disillusionists #2)
SOME SECRETS COME BACK TO HAUNT. OTHERS COME TO KILL.
Justine Jones lived her life as a fearful hypochondriac until she was lured into the web of a mysterious mastermind named Packard, who gifts her with extraordinary mental powers—dooming her to fight Midcity’s shadowy war on paranormal crime in order to find the peace she so desperately craves.
But now serial killers with unheard-of skills are terrorizing the most powerful beings in Midcity, including mastermind Packard and his oldest friend and worst enemy, Midcity’s new mayor, who has the ability to bend matter itself to his will.
As the body count grows, Justine faces a crisis of conscience as she tests the limits of her new powers and faces an impossible choice between two flawed but brilliant men—one on a journey of redemption, the other descending into a pit of moral depravity.
HEAD RUSH (Disillusionsts #3)
JUSTINE JONES FACES HER ULTIMATE ENEMY: HERSELF!
In an attempt to put her unhappy past behind her, Justine Jones throws herself into nursing school and planning her wedding to Otto Sanchez, the man of her dreams. But something is off. Random details aren’t adding up…and is it her imagination, or are her friends and fiancé keeping secrets from her? And what’s with this strange sense of unease, and her odd new headaches?
Justine tries to stay upbeat as Midcity cowers under martial law, sleepwalking cannibals, and a mysterious rash of paranormal copycat violence, but her search for answers leads her into the most dangerous mindgame yet.
With the help of unlikely allies, including her paranoid dad and best frenemy Simon, Justine fights her ultimate foe…and unravels the most startling mystery of all.
Product Warnings
This book contains high-speed rollerblade chases, a mysterious green dashboard ornament, a father of the bride in full hazmat gear and a delicious kebab.
GIVEAWAY DETAILS: Carolyn Crane is giving up one copy of HEAD RUSH to one of our lucky readers! To enter just comment and let us know what your favorite holiday song is.


















