13 Wicked Days of Christmas With Jess Haines
December 23, 2011 in Author Interviews, Contests
AAD 2012 Featured Author JESS HAINES Joins us for The Thirteen Wicked Days of Christmas! Also, it’s her BIRTHDAY today so everyone show her some love!
So let’s get this show on the road…
What’s next for you book-wise in 2012?
My next scheduled release is set for July 3rd, 2012, when STALKING THE OTHERS (book 4 in the H&W Investigations series) hits the shelves! I’m very excited for this book–I know I say that about all of them, but I really mean it this time, lol! If you’ve read the third book, DECEIVED BY THE OTHERS, then you know that Shiarra has some pretty hefty problems to face. Considering what my editor had to say about STALKING THE OTHERS (“Yowza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! … H-O-T!!!! I was blown away.”), I’m confident that my readers won’t be disappointed. ;)
What is the worst gift you’ve ever received or given?
Oh, lord. My friends and I all have sick and twisted senses of humor. The worst gift I’ve ever given was a can of Spam and a plastic Taco Bell spork (don’t ask, it was an inside joke). The worst I ever received was an unwrapped Bart Simpson-themed fanny pack with a matching pen and pencil set. This was for Christmas in 1989–I was 8–while watching the other kids at the family party open things like a brand new Sega Genesis, giant stuffed animals, new Barbies, etc.
Favorite Holiday food?
Candy canes and fresh, homemade cranberry sauce!
LEAST Favorite Holiday song?
The three types of song guaranteed to set my teeth on edge are the cats meowing carols, dogs barking them, and that one song, I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas.
Do you have any Holiday traditions?
Every year, I pull out my Dr. Demento’s Christmas songs CD and sing along with all my favorites in the car so I don’t have to listen to the regular carols on the radio. Said favorites include The Twelve Gifts of Christmas, I’m A Christmas Tree, and Christmas at Ground Zero. When I get bored of that, I pull out Weird Al and sing stuff like The Night Santa Went Crazy.
Don’t judge me.
Any favorite Holiday memories?
The crazy Thanksgiving and Christmas parties we used to throw at my mom’s house back when she still lived out here in California. She always used to make the most fantastic White Russians, mashed potatoes, and baked ham. Those were the days!
If you could share one lesser known fact about yourself with our readers, what would it be?
When I was younger, I had aspirations to become a herpetologist (someone who studies reptiles and amphibians). I got an early head start when I was a teenager by owning over 30 lizards, all purchased with my own money or caught in the wild.
All my hopes and dreams of being a professional lizard keeper were dashed on the rocks of despair when my fully grown, 5′ long iguana decided to go for a stroll while I was cleaning his cage. My mom found him behind the toilet in her bathroom. You can imagine the reaction.
I wasn’t allowed to have lizards anymore after that until I moved into my own place, lol. While I still love lizards, snakes, frogs, etc, right now all I have is a leopard gecko.
Hunted By The Others (H&W Investigations #1)
Shiarra Waynest’s detective work was dangerous enough when her client base was strictly mortal. But ailing finances have forced her to accept a lucrative case that could save her firm – if it doesn’t kill her first. Shiarra has signed on to work for a high-level mage to recover an ancient artifact owned by one of New York’s most powerful vampires. As soon as Shiarra meets sexy, mesmerizing vamp Alec Royce, she knows her assignment is even more complicated than she thought. With a clandestine anti-Other group trying to recruit her, and magi being eliminated, Shiarra needs back-up and enlists her ex-boyfriend – a werewolf whose non-furry form is disarmingly appealing – and a nerdy mage with surprising talents. But it may not be enough. In a city where the undead roam, magic rules, and even the Others aren’t always what they seem, Shiarra has just become the secret weapon in a battle between good and evil – whether she likes it or not…
Thanks so much for taking the time out of your busy schedule to answer our questions, Ms. Haines! We can’t wait to see you again next year in New Orleans for Authors After Dark 2012!
Jess Haines is a displaced New Yorker with a penchant for the silly, the obscure, and the fantastical. Los Angeles is home for the time being, since it consistently meets her daily quota of strange. She is currently working on the H&W Investigations urban fantasy series. Find out more about Shiarra Waynest, drop me a line, or join my mailing list at www.jesshaines.com!
GIVEAWAY DETAILS: Jess Haines is graciously offering up to one lucky reader a copy of HUNTED BY THE OTHERS (or, if the winner already has it, another book from my list of their choice). International shipping is OK. Just leave a comment letting us know what your favorite Holiday song is. And don’t forget to wish Jess a Happy Birthday, too!



















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