Seleste reviews: Don’t Bite the Messenger by Regan Summers

January 10, 2012 in Reviews

  • Format: ebook
  • File Size: 251 KB
  • Price: $3.99
  • Publisher: Carina Press (January 16, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00699QQ8G
  • Regan Summer’s Website

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Anchorage, Alaska

The vampire population may have created an economic boom in Alaska, but their altered energy field fries most technology. They rely on hard-living—and short-lived—couriers to get business done…couriers like Sydney Kildare.

Sydney has survived to the ripe old age of twenty-six by being careful. She’s careful when navigating her tempestuous clients, outrunning hijackers and avoiding anyone who might distract her from her plan of retiring young to a tropical, vampire-free island.

Her attitude—and immunity to vampires’ allure—have made her the target of a faction of vampires trying to reclaim their territory. Her only ally is Malcolm Kelly, a secretive charmer with the uncanny habit of showing up whenever she’s in trouble. Caught in the middle of a vampire turf war, Sydney has to count on Malcolm to help her survive, or the only place she’ll retire is her grave…

 

Creating a twist on vampires is an interesting proposition these days. Sometimes they work really well. Sometimes they don’t. And what works for one person might not work for someone else. So, when I saw the premise of Don’t Bite the Messenger with the whole tech-issue, I was more than a little intrigued.

The messengers was really effective for me, the way they evaded vamps and had to work to stay alive in a business where they’re considered chess pieces (and likely to get in horrible accidents if they aren’t killed by the enemy). Except… I would have liked a much better understanding of exactly how the technology difficulties worked. For example, as best as I can tell, they can travel (guessing via cars and planes) and don’t blow out light fixtures, but they can’t use technological means of communication or such. Basically, the lack of clarity there meant it took me a while to sink into the story because I kept trying to figure out how the rules operated.

However, I really enjoyed the characters of Sydney and Malcolm. Even though the relationship moved very fast, the attraction–both physical and emotional–felt genuine. I wanted them to be together from the very first time they met, which is rare for me. And the sex was hot, which is always a bonus. Individually, Malcolm wasn’t quite the wounded hero, more of the trapped hero, the screw-up who’s stuck paying a price, which was a pleasant change from alpha-alphas. And while she’s a risk-taker, Sydney was more bold than bad-ass–also a nice change.

I liked the set-up of the plot as well with rival vampire “families” vying for control of Alaska of all places. But… Don’t Bite the Messenger didn’t round out that plot. It was really about getting Sydney and Malcolm in place for what seems set up to be a series. So while it was an enjoyable read, it felt unfinished. It’s rare I say I want a novella to be longer, but I think this story could have done with about twenty more pages to pull all the pieces together.

***Disclaimer: Seleste also writes for Carina Press.***

WLP Wants To Know: Real Vampires

July 8, 2010 in WLP Wants To Know

For once in my life, I heavily researched a WLP Wants To Know post. You see, I don’t want to offend anyone… Sanguinarian’s (Real Vampires) do exist, and I don’t want to offend them but would like to know what you all think on the subject. Everyone is free to their own opinions, I’ve never censored any of you, but try and be a little respectful if a Sanguinarian does end up here.

First I am going to define Sanguinarian’s (to the best of my knowledge)

  • They are blood drinkers, they consume it through willing donors.
  • Often only 1 or 2 teaspoons worth of blood is taken.
  • There is usually a contract written up by Vampire & Donor beforehand.
  • The term is derived from a Latin word which means bloodthirsty.
  • Some follow the 13 Rules of Community aka (The Black Veil)
  • There are different Vampire’s as well, psi included.
  • Some describe themselves as humans with a compulsion or need to drink blood.

As you can see, there is a ton of information out there and sometimes (most times) it’s hard to decipher what is agreed upon & what isn’t the standard. Some don’t even agree on the spelling of the word Vampire (Vampyre, Vampyr) & some don’t even like using the word Vampire.

In general, what I have found is true across the board is that it all depends on YOUR definition of the word Vampire. My definition would automatically be someone who drinks blood, basic and to the point.

Now here’s the big question, why? WHY? I don’t understand it, I am willing to continue to research, I’d love to interview a member of the Sanguinarian Community just out of basic curiosity & to try to understand more. I’ve been researching this on & off for months now, my few questions have turned into a ton of them.

Now after all that is said & done, WLP Wants To Know a few things: 

  • What do you define as a Vampire?
  • What is your take on Blood Drinkers?
  • Why is it fine to read a book about it, but most of us are disturbed thinking real people do this?

Cause that’s Pixie, always wanting to know.

Vampires: Yes Please.

May 7, 2010 in Book News, WLP Wants To Know

When I started reading PR’s & UF’s it was all about vampires. It seems many authors are trying to move away from vampires & taking on lesser known paranormals (Nicole Peeler does selkies, we’ve got the fae all over the place & now demons & angels). But there’s just something uber sexy about a vampire……even though we’ve all read vampire novels are dead. Or undead.

I miss the vampires I tell you, well aside from that book to movie series that is out now,(name it at risk of ME growing fangs).

There are so many book related vampires that it’s so hard to choose just one. Plus vamps have evolved from back in the earlier days from cape wearing emos. They used to be all whoa is me I’ve lived forever with lots of sex but not a mate…wah wah wah *cries a river* Now vamps are hardcore, they kick ass & take names, but are some pretty patient lovah’s.

Mine……Ash & Bones, I like my vamps strong & protective. Ash & Bones both have had hard lives, but they sure are givers aren’t they? They can fang me anyday…as long as Eric Northman is joining in filming, cause you know I’d need that on tape. I mean…yeah.

So tell me, who are your favorite book vampires?

Wicked Lil Pixie Talks Vampires

December 3, 2009 in Paranormal Talk

Count-fullbodyAs a child my first experience with Vampires was with none other than Count von Count, like most kids who grew up in the 70′s and 80′s. The Count was meant to be a parody of Bela Lugosi’s portrayal of Count Dracula, with a counting problem. He’d count anything in sight regardless of what it is and when he is done he laughs and announces the total.

Was he scary? Not at all nor was he wasn’t a pansy like you know who that sparkles.

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Prior to the Count, there was Bella Lugosi and as a kid he scared the hell out of me. His portrayal, is what a Vampire should be in my humble opinion. Scary as shite. If he came around the corner on a dark night, I’d loose control on my bowls no doubt about it. I guarantee you, you would hear my shrieks of terror worldwide. There’s just something about him that screams “RUN LIKE HELL” isn’t there?

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Speaking of men who scared the crap out of me as a child, I would be remiss not to mention Vincent Price. Yes, we all know he did the narration in Thriller but here in Canada he scared me as a child in totally different way. That voice still haunts me, I hear it and goosebumps form.

We had this absolutely wonderful show in when I was a kid, though it started in the 70′s. The Hilarious House of Frightenstein. It was such a bizarre show, a castle full of the supernatural from Vampires to that creepy old Professor you didn’t want in High School.

 

This show is what made me love all things strange and paranormal. Whats not to love from Vincent Price, Igor and even a Midget Count (Yes I know it’s little person, but back then that’s what he was called on the show). I was lucky enough to find some of it on DVD, but tragically alot of it has been lost. In 1997 Showcase destroyed the Masters of the show at the request of the producer. Ass. If you haven’t see the show, check out some of it on YouTube.

frid2Now I have started going backwards. I have heard much about Dark Shadows, a Gothic soap opera from the late 60′s. I even have my boyfriend in on it, ordering me the DVD’s from Zip. It’s no small feat for him either, there are 26 collections. 26?!?! We just got the first three this week, so you know what I will be doing during Christmas. There’s also been rumors of Tim Burton and Johnny Depp doing a movie of it, with filming set to begin this year. But that’s all I’ve heard and that was awhile back.

In any-case, there was a vampire in Dark Shadows (Barnabas Collins) and apparently his appearance is what made the show so popular back then. The man who played Barnabas, Jonathan Frid is still alive (85 years young) and well, living not too far from me in Hamilton, Ontario. He knew how to play a vampire and he was sensitive and scary!

Is it any wonder I am not a Twilight fan? It’s great that the vampire is once again getting his time in the sun (HA) but Twilight isn’t what created the vampire and it bothers me to no end when I hear people say Twilight started the genre in books. It didn’t. Sorry to burst that bubble. But it’s helping alot of Authors who wouldn’t have gotten the attention from the masses, the attention they deserve and for that I am thankful.

But a sparkly vampire just doesn’t do it for me. These vampires watched you sleep so they could drink you, not be creepy stalker. Geeze. I like a bit of scared senseless or laughing hysterically, with my vampires.

Paranormal News

November 2, 2009 in On The Web & In The Media

ouija-boardOn the some things just shouldn’t be done idea, apparently there is a movie being made titled “Ouija“. Yes, keep shaking your head, it only goes downhill from here my friends. Especially when it’s being classed as a “Supernatural Action Adventure” Movie. Bad juju I tell you, you don’t mess with those boards..even if Milton Bradley makes them!

 

This weekend, I had a Extreme Paranormal marathon as I hadn’t seen the show yet. I am shaking my head as I type this, because it truly was one of the worst of the paranormal shows I have seen. From the over acting, to the fake possessions, I was truly disgusted. I understand most paranormal shows are just plain boring, nothing happens and it’s all about the equiptment and the back stories…but Extreme Paranormal, horrible in my eyes. There is no need to antagonize “ghosts” for TV ratings, you only come off looking as an ass. Burying yourself in a casket on Voodoo grounds, you deserve whatever follows you home. Idiots.

new-moon-poster2-692x1024I saw my first commercial for New Moon today, yes apparently I live under a rock. Which prompted me into going to buy tickets for my best-friend and I.

No, I did not like the first movie. We giggled through-out it, especially the guy playing Jasper reminding us of Edward Scissor-hands. But nobody calls me a quitter, so I got our tickets to go opening night with the Tweens & Teens. If nothing else, they’ll be entertaining whilst screaming for Rob Pattinson.

Go figure, he’s cute as a vampire and doesn’t appeal to me at all when he’s not Edward.

 

Speaking of Twilight, I came across an Edward Cullen wall decal in a magazine today and almost giggled myself into a fit. I am one of those who thought Edward watching Bella sleep screamed STALKER. I also know I am not alone, so to the un-named author who I had a big ol’ discussion about Edward’s stalkerish tendencies, you jumped straight into my head when I saw this. If they weren’t $60.00 USD, you would be getting one in the mail from me! As would my bestfriend, who aptly said “Thats absolutly creepy and taking Twilight overboard”. Please note, the adult bedroom in the picture, not a kids bedroom. I’m sure my boyfriend would love that.

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Tomorrow my interview with Nicole Peeler goes live and she threatens to kill me when I ask about her next book. Ha.

A new interview with Anne Rice, where she briefly discusses her former vampire fans.

An interview by the Houston Press with Kimberly Frost.

Finally, from Forbes Magazine, Hollywood’s Most Powerful Vampires & Vampire Mania.